The Day Before Tomorrow

Tomorrow is the first day of school. I took down everything off the walls in my classroom, got rid of the textbooks, and stacked the tables against the walls. I only have the tiniest idea of what I'm going to say tomorrow to fill 75 minutes each class period, and I have no idea how I'll explain that we're going to spend the entire semester doing Shakespeare stuff instead of the old public speaking stuff.

Uh-oh. Clown in trouble.